Andy's Lament (In song form)

Why won't people view my blog?/ It makes me oh so sad/ And when people won't view my blog/ It gets me very, mad./ My name is Andrew Tiger Cai/ I come from near Beijjing/ And when I start to type a post/ The angels start to sing/ I've dealt with haters, friends and foes/ But I simply cannot stand/ When my meaningful, beautiful, wonderful posts/ Are ignored throughout the land/ So click on my blog/ I'm the asian nugget dude/ Cuz I'm tired of this garbage/ And I'm tired of yo 'tude ~Andy